ITT: altrus reveals the shocking truth about Facepunch and Fakepunch

[altrus]

This:

I would give two important qualifiers for a hipster:
1. A pick-and-choose approach to pop culture. Hipsters aren't a closed subculture like many past subcultures, that have centered around one specific style or one specific style of music. I've met hipsters that have a distinctevly hip-hop look, a rock look, a casual/football hooligan look etc. etc. And with music, it's a constant race to see who finds the next big thing, and that forgotten gem. Tell-tale sign "I listen to all kinds of music, lately I've been really into ____"

Source: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php...py4efb&page =3

When compared with Ibutsu's last.fm profile:

Words cannot describe my love for music.

Source: http://www.last.fm/user/Ibutsuwa

And this:

Slate writer Brandon Stosuy noted that "Heavy metal has recently conquered a new frontier, making an unexpected crossover into the realm of hipsterdom."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster...ry_subculture)

All seem to suggest/confirm that Ibutsu is a hipster.
He is also a member of what.cd, a private tracker for music torrents.
Only hipsters join private trackers, because hipsters are smug gits who want to be better and more cool and elite than everyone else.

Discuss.

[DrTaxi]

CENSORED BY THE NAZI ELITE!

[Ibutsu]

If my level of hipsterdom is i and Alex's level is a!:
a = 2i

[altrus]

Cheating

[Ibutsu]

Only if you use a calculator.

[altrus]

Don't need a calculator, it means I'm always more a hipster than you, rite?

[Ibutsu]

Twice, to be precise.

[altrus]

You fucking bastard.

[Ibutsu]

[altrus]

Now post that thing I just said to you in AIM.

[Ibutsu]

Originally Posted by Altrus

I worked out that you can't call others a hipster, without being a hipster, that also you can't deny being a hipster without being a hipster and that saying you are a hipster (which is un hipsterish) to make you not a hipster will make you a hipster because only a hipster would think of doing it that way
So TL;DR: You can't escape being a hipster
Oh wait

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

Most of us types are bro.

Originally Posted by Altrus

Yes

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

That's why we argue with eachother.
Makes us feel like Japan on a motorbike going round.

Originally Posted by Altrus

Did I mention as I wear semi-fashionable clothes(Not nerdy clothes or sporty clothes or something), wanted glasses because I thought they looked cool, take dump photos of walls whilst walking around [SHOPPING MALL] with my phone because I wanted to parody art (Very hipsterish) and make videos which are called Dada because I am once again attempting to make some sort of dumb joke about modern art I am technically even more of a Hipster than you.

Oh wait that means I lose this battle.

yea

[altrus]

SO TL;DR:
EVERYONE ON FACEPUNCH/FAKEPUNCH IS A HIPSTER, EXCEPT BAR27262

[Ibutsu]

everyone loves me, he was different. so he is a hipster.

[DrTaxi]

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

chatlolgs

your conversations typically make as much sense as the content of this forum.
One could say you can't distinguish them

[Ibutsu]

We live to waste life.

[altrus]

That is a science fact.

[Ibutsu]

No this is:

[altrus]

Ibutsu is a faggot.

[Ibutsu]

That was for you to fill in stupid.

[altrus]

Okay, I will.
EDIT:
Okay done.

[Ibutsu]

You were late to do that.

[altrus]

Piss off, this place is a timeless expanse.