Adventures of Fakepunch

**RedStar** · 03-23-2010 #1

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Taxi: We're going to have to shut down Edward Varkhund's business. We need a plan.

Red: Remind me why you guys have to shut down a multimillion dollar orginization?

Taxi: If we don't, he's going to shut us down, and use our building for his personal armies. Plus he's plain evil. Now, we need a plan.

Fille: I got it. How about we kidnap his--

Nathaz: I have a plan, desu! Let's forget about the whole thing and watch anime, des-GACK

Demaja (Hardy): Bro, you gotta change your temper. And clean that off before you give it back to me. Damn.

**xpod1** · 03-23-2010 #2

Yes.

**xpod1** · 03-23-2010 #3

And I assume you're the one with red hair.

**DrTaxi** · 03-23-2010 #4

oh my

Ithae · 03-23-2010 #5

Where am I? Make me a super hero who looks at dicks.

**RedStar** · 03-23-2010 #6

Originally Posted by xpod1

And I assume you're the one with red hair.

color-coding is dumb, that's daxxy/taxi/whatever. i'm the poorly drawn pale one.

**Ibutsu** · 03-24-2010 #7

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

Chef Excellence · 03-24-2010 #8

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun

**DrTaxi** · 03-24-2010 #9

Originally Posted by Chef Excellence

if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun

Christmas party? Isn't that a little... late?

**fille87** · 03-24-2010 **#10**

Christmas is never over

tyman 41 · 03-24-2010 **#11**

You wish

Chef Excellence · 03-25-2010 **#12**

Originally Posted by tyman 41

You wish

suck my cakes

**RedStar** · 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later

e: girl versions of fille, dango, and xpod: gay or no?

**DrTaxi** · 03-25-2010 **#14**

It's only gay if they're trannies.

**Ibutsu** · 03-25-2010 **#15**

Originally Posted by RedStar

why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later

This sounds like it's going to be a very interesting story.

**xpod1** · 03-25-2010 **#16**

Originally Posted by RedStar

and xpod: gay or no?

What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.

Ithae · 03-26-2010 **#17**

Why is everyone balck?

Yes, balck.

**RedStar** · 03-26-2010 **#18**

Originally Posted by xpod1

What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.

waht

**RedStar** · 03-26-2010 **#19**

Taxi: We still need a plan.

Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!

Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH

Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.

**Ibutsu** · 03-26-2010 **#20**

Yay. <3 Love Ithae's wings and xpod's ears. :3

**JPoid** · 03-26-2010 **#21**

Who am I

**JPoid** · 03-26-2010 **#22**

where

Am I I want to be in here too

**RedStar** · 03-27-2010 **#23**

hold the f on

**xpod1** · 03-27-2010 **#24**

Let the story move on more fool.

Ithae · 03-30-2010 **#25**

Originally Posted by RedStar

Taxi: We still need a plan.

Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!

Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH

Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.

That was epic. Continue. xpod1 is still very rude.

Brought a smile to my face

Ithae · 03-30-2010 **#26**

Color it in.

**sirdangolot5** · 03-30-2010 **#27**

man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore

**RedStar** · 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by sirdangolot5

man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore

kidnappings and ithae telling me to color shit

also actually interactive parts

soon

now

**RedStar** · 07:28 PM

Taxi: Well since Fille's plan is the only one, well, actually suggested, I say we get ready.

Taxi: After all, how hard is it to kidnap a 16-year-old girl?

You are now Marnie Varkhund.

After weeks searching for clues, you have no leads and have become frustrated. What to do?

A) Search some more.
B) Ask yourself "Why are you smoking?"
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.

**DrTaxi** · 03-30-2010 **#30**

Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)

**Ibutsu** · 03-30-2010 **#31**

D with pics.

... for xpod

**xpod1** · 03-31-2010 **#32**

I see what you are trying and no shenanigans.

**xpod1** · 03-31-2010 **#33**

5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.

**RedStar** · 03-31-2010 **#34**

Originally Posted by DrTaxi

Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)

Continuation of the old story. She's trying to find out why she can't leave her father's building.

Originally Posted by xpod1

5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.

it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

D with pics.

... for xpod

oh dear walked straight into that one didn't i

**xpod1** · 03-31-2010 **#35**

it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.

I would have chosen that

**xpod1** · 03-31-2010 **#36**

Go for B by the ways

**DrTaxi** · 03-31-2010 **#37**

"Last edited by DrTaxi" should be a link for mods by the way. You should be able to view the edit history of that post there.

**RedStar** · 03-31-2010 **#38**

You don't know where you got the cigarette or when you started smoking. Frankly, you don't give a daKOFF KOFF HACK

Okay, smoking is not for you.

A) Search some more.
B) Check out band poster.
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.

**DrTaxi** · 03-31-2010 **#39**

Again, B. I have a feeling it may somehow be related to us. Or there's a key hidden behind it

**RedStar** · 03-31-2010 **#40**

Originally Posted by mm3guy

ǝsuǝʇuı sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ

yes it is

03-25-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 03-25-2010 at 12:09 PM. #13
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by Ibutsu I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool. why you make fun of me :< also that comes later e: girl versions of fille, dango, and xpod: gay or no?
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03-30-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 03-30-2010 at 06:31 PM. #28
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by sirdangolot5 man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore kidnappings and ithae telling me to color shit also actually interactive parts soon now
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03-30-2010 Last edited by DrTaxi; 03-30-2010 at 07:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along. #29
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Taxi: Well since Fille's plan is the only one, well, actually suggested, I say we get ready. Taxi: After all, how hard is it to kidnap a 16-year-old girl? You are now Marnie Varkhund. After weeks searching for clues, you have no leads and have become frustrated. What to do? A) Search some more. B) Ask yourself "Why are you smoking?" C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds. D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.
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03-23-2010 #1
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	HOLY FUCKING SHIT -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taxi: We're going to have to shut down Edward Varkhund's business. We need a plan. Red: Remind me why you guys have to shut down a multimillion dollar orginization? Taxi: If we don't, he's going to shut us down, and use our building for his personal armies. Plus he's plain evil. Now, we need a plan. Fille: I got it. How about we kidnap his-- Nathaz: I have a plan, desu! Let's forget about the whole thing and watch anime, des-GACK Demaja (Hardy): Bro, you gotta change your temper. And clean that off before you give it back to me. Damn.
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03-23-2010 #2
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	Yes.
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03-23-2010 #3
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	And I assume you're the one with red hair.
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03-23-2010 #4
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 556	oh my
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03-23-2010 #5
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Where am I? Make me a super hero who looks at dicks.
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03-23-2010 #6
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by xpod1 And I assume you're the one with red hair. color-coding is dumb, that's daxxy/taxi/whatever. i'm the poorly drawn pale one.
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03-24-2010 #7
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 653	I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.
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03-24-2010 #8
Chef Excellence Mar 2010 Posts: 172	Originally Posted by Ibutsu I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool. if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun
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03-24-2010 #9
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 556	Originally Posted by Chef Excellence if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun Christmas party? Isn't that a little... late?
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03-24-2010 #10
fille87 Jun 2009 Posts: 404	Christmas is never over
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03-24-2010 #11
tyman 41 Feb 2010 Posts: 19	You wish
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03-25-2010 #12
Chef Excellence Mar 2010 Posts: 172	Originally Posted by tyman 41 You wish suck my cakes
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03-25-2010 #14
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 556	It's only gay if they're trannies.
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03-25-2010 #15
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 653	Originally Posted by RedStar why you make fun of me :< also that comes later This sounds like it's going to be a very interesting story.
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03-25-2010 #16
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	Originally Posted by RedStar and xpod: gay or no? What. If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.
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03-26-2010 #17
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Why is everyone balck? Yes, balck.
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03-26-2010 #18
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by xpod1 What. If you mean make me gay don't overdo it. waht
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03-26-2010 #19
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Taxi: We still need a plan. Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened? Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did! Xpod: I still say it was you! Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.
	Reply

03-26-2010 #20
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 653	Yay. <3 Love Ithae's wings and xpod's ears. :3
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03-26-2010 #21
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Who am I
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03-26-2010 #22
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	where Am I I want to be in here too
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03-27-2010 #23
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	hold the f on
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03-27-2010 #24
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	Let the story move on more fool.
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03-30-2010 #25
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by RedStar Taxi: We still need a plan. Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened? Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did! Xpod: I still say it was you! Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash. That was epic. Continue. xpod1 is still very rude. Brought a smile to my face
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03-30-2010 #26
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Color it in.
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03-30-2010 #27
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore
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03-30-2010 #30
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 556	Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right? Anyway, B)
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03-30-2010 #31
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 653	D with pics. ... for xpod
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03-31-2010 #32
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	I see what you are trying and no shenanigans.
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03-31-2010 #33
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 926	5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along. What did you do Daxxy TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.
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