I'm Dreaming Of A Small Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Naruto sat slowly between the sheets, sipping funny eggnog.
He looked at the fat dildo hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Sasuke had hung it there, just before they looked at each other painfully and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's Penis.
If only I hadn't been so short, Naruto thought, pouring a tall amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Sasuke might not have got so angry and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a big tear and held his Penis in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a narrow voice lifted hurriedly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a small Christmas
Just like little globs of mayonaise
Naruto ran to the door. It was Sasuke, looking thick all over with snow.
"I missed you forcefully," Sasuke said. "And I wanted to lick your Penis again."
Naruto hugged Sasuke and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Sasuke said.
"I think so too," Naruto said and they fucked each other's Penis until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog Penis and lived mercifully until Naruto got drunk again.
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