Your name is
JPOID. You are male and are at least
ONE-EIGHTH HISPANIC. You have a penchant for the
SEGA DREAMCAST. You were a
PENCIL in a past life. Your most prized possesion is your poster of
DEXTER HOLLAND of the band
THE OFFSPRING. Your
PILLOW is missing, along with your
GLASSES. Your fingers are
UNNATURALLY SHARP. You own a very-flatscreen
COMPUTER MONITOR for your
COMPUTER, which is so small, it fits in a drawer which is
OFF SCREEN. What to do now?