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Ithae 02-07-2010 04:10 PM
The smartness thread!
 
Here, I specifically calculate your smartness based on how brilliant your post is, or how udderly stupid it is. Everyone starts with 5000 smartness. Idea from sirdangolot5

To begin, how do you feel about fakepunch?

cdBiohazard 02-07-2010 04:12 PM
"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"

Ithae 02-07-2010 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cdBiohazard (Post 65826)
"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"
User lost 1500 smartness because of this post

cdBiohazard now has 3500 smartness.

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 04:39 PM
lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart

Ithae 02-07-2010 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon (Post 65856)
lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart
User lost 4700 smartness becuase of this post. But he gained an extra 1100 for being humorous.

PonceDeLeon now has 1400 smartness.

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:14 PM
PonceDeLeon gained 2000 smartness due to post outside this thread. One more smart post in the thread will give him 4000+ smartness.

PonceDeLeon now has 3400 smartness.

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:18 PM
Which thread?

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon (Post 65940)
Which thread?
All the other theads. User gained 100 smartness for the post

PonceDeLeon now has 3500 smartness.

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:22 PM
So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon (Post 65951)
So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?
User gained 0 smartness for this post

Not exactly. I really just used that as a bump. Anyway, I don't give points for dumb questions.

My smartness is 9800

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:25 PM
You-tube is going down the shithole.

fille87 02-07-2010 05:26 PM
This thread is dumb

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:26 PM
Have a box.


-wait.

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon (Post 65959)
You-tube is going down the shithole.
User gained 800 smartness for this post

PonceDeLeon now has -4999 smarness. I suck

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:28 PM
This dumbness system is really dumb.

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fille87 (Post 65962)
This thread is dumb
User lost 5000 smartness for this post

fille87 now has 0 smartness.

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon (Post 65967)
This dumbness system is really dumb.
Stop c!!!!

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:30 PM
I am gay!

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:31 PM
What is this i don't even

fille87 02-07-2010 05:31 PM
removing edit buttons

PonceDeLeon 02-07-2010 05:31 PM
I love you.

Ithae 02-07-2010 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fille87 (Post 65972)
removing edit buttons
fille87 is abusing admin powers :( Now I know he is going to change this.

-That said something different /fille-

sirdangolot5 02-08-2010 04:58 PM
Code:
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t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,  JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU  FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO  FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU  MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO  TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

cdBiohazard 02-08-2010 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdangolot5 (Post 66154)
Code:
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[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
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 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem = 
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,  JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU  FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO  FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU  MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO  TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div
Pretty much this.

sirdangolot5 02-08-2010 07:54 PM
Can you make it scroll faster?

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sirdangolot5 02-09-2010 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ithae (Post 65825)
Idea from sirdangolot5
lies

HardyRetardy 02-10-2010 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdangolot5 (Post 66154)
Code:
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[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
  XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem = 
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,  JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU  FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO  FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU  MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO  TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div
Okay, there are a lot of mistakes in that script.

Code:
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[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
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 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem = 
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE, LARRY, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, WHERE YOU FUCKING MAKE THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIAL IN THE WORLD, AND I'M LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO  FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU! BOOM BOOM! I'LL- I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT GODDAMN COMMERCIAL! It already wen- WHAAAAAT?! WWWHAAAAAAAAT!?! IT ALREADY WENT OUT!?! TO TV'S!?! EVERYWHERE?? AND NOW SONY'S GONNA GO BAN-? I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!!! AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

sirdangolot5 02-10-2010 12:28 PM
remember to add the bracket at the end
or maybe take one out, I don't know javascript that well

Dummkopf 03-09-2010 09:21 PM
3x5 = 15

Ithae 03-10-2010 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dummkopf (Post 67972)
3x5 = 15
Thanks for bumping my terrible thread.

xpod1 03-10-2010 04:59 AM
Whats the matter ya freakin stupid or somethin


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