List all the objects currently in your pocket.
 

Title. For me;
Keys (A total of 6 on one chain)
Wallet, including one credit card.
2 gb USB portable drive.
Logic3 USB to car charger converter.
Korg Guitar/Bass tuner GA-30
iPod cable.
USB to Mini USB cable.
Lock.
And finally, a HTC Touch Dual mobile phone.

Now check your pockets, Fakepunchers!

Nothing at all. D:

I might have some remains of chewing gum wrapping somewhere in my pockets, but nothing else.

Jesus Jonni, how big are your fucking pockets?

Oh, and i have nothing in mine. Pip Pip Cherrio!

Nothing

(1) Sony Walkman MP3 player
(1) American Quarter
(1) M&M
Indescribable amount of lint

Nothing.

I have no pockets.

They're pretty big, and there's 7 of them. It's hard for me to run for some reason...

7 pockets?

http://josebalron.com/images/wardrob...itch_pants.jpg

cough cough

Still no pockets

Theres plenty of them all over!

Now I have pockets.

I have two

I have 15

So? 15 is nothing. I changed pants [no pun] and now i currently have 249

I just changed mine. I have 251 now.

251, wat nowz

Great minds have same numbers of carrots.

yeah, you have 125 pockets

Nuuh-uh! I have 2!

I have 254

So? Lower is the new bigger.

Since when? 256

I have -1

jesus christ this thread is awful

edited:
you should both be ashamed

I got me some kick ass lint, bitches.

nothing whatsoever

These pyjamas don't have no god damn pockets.

I have no pockets.

Fourteen freakin' dollars

I, at school, have my iPhone, headphones, $5, and a key.