derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

It's too bad my city has no mayor

WHOAAAAAAAWHOAH, DYIN' ON A PRAAAAYER

What is this? Do I even care?

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

dickbutt fucknugget cuntstick flangesucker

LIVIN ON A PRAYUH

Why oh why is God so unfair

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Maybe he wouldn't be, if you noticed he's not there,

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

God exists as an idea, not up there

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Well then does he care.

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

We're running out of words with "a/ere"

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Put yo hands in de ayer ay ayer
WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Ja wohl mein führer
(imagine it rhymes better than it really does)

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

How ironic, Deutsch Moderätör
WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Hey guys have your ever heard of Roy Ayers

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON SOME PRAYERS

my vps is in Germany, whhhat thee fucck

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

I won fourth place in my science fair

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

I just spent all day adjusting mah underwears

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

if this thread were to die, there'd be warfare

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

oh god what is this

Whoa-oa, living on a prayer!

It's amazing this thread's still going, I swear

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

I don't need to rhyme. I'm listening to this song.

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

Shut Ibutsu, I don't really care

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

I bought goldmember on a dare

WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

I agree with Mr. Ibutsu