no shit

I didn't expect you to actually do it. :v:

First wasn't half bad though.

That was interesting.

The rightmost thing on the second image was a little creepy though

http://filesmelt.com/dl/smugfred.png

Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.

Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.

It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so... naughty.

My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I... be naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.

This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be... naughty.

Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty...
well... maybe not never.

Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be... in a certain mood.

Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that's no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be... you know.

I'd never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was... naughty.

Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!

So ends our little story.

But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.

Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,
and Eustace's ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what's the harm,
if I was slightly... naughty.

With love,
Fred

MAN CHIN.

Realised last night there's no legal process in the UK to change your name, you just start using it. So hurrah, that's done!

Return the slab

wat

you gonna fuck up your bank accounts

lol, totally. 8D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmeITUWkSJA

WATCH THE ENTIRE THING

one of the best cartoons made ever

fark fark fark fp's down again

Fuck as soon as I read return the slab i knew what the video was fuck you fuck you fuck you

Postin' this again outside the OIFY:

Bury all your secrets in my skin.
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins.
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...

So if you love me, let me go.
And run away before I know.
My heart is just too dark to care.
I can't destroy what isn't there.

Deliver me into my Fate -
If I'm alone I cannot hate
I don't deserve to have you...
Ooh, my smile was taken long ago,
If I can change I hope I never know.

I still press your letters to my lips
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss.
I couldn't face a life without your light,
But all of that was ripped apart, when you refused to fight.

So save your breath, I will not care.
I think I made it very clear.
You couldn't hate enough to love.
Is that supposed to be enough?

I only wish you weren't my friend.
Then I could hurt you in the end.
I never claimed to be a Saint...
Ooh, my own was banished long ago,
It took the Death of Hope to let you go

So break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul.
You never needed any help...
You sold me out to save yourself...

And I won't listen to your shame.
You ran away, you're all the same.
Angels lie to keep control...
Ooh, my love was punished long ago,
If you still care, don't ever let me know...
If you still care, don't ever let me know...

King RAAAMMSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

if someone can get me a clean loop of that you are awesome.

Like make a TF2 server?

That never works out because "Daxxy is a bad admin"

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Hey what's that from again let me google it.

Hey look a Youtube Video OH MY FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcx9XhGJLJ0

:suicide:

Really, Taxi?

I know I saw that too

I'll check back in like... 1 year, perhaps. We might be half way there by then, if all goes well.

You should fuck your friend in the ass.

Or ass him in the fuck.

Just started using lossless audio formats.

>1000 kbps. Freakin' awesome.

thread music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzoLUzwMMI

Justice, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, and Amon Tobin all sound absolutely amazing in FLAC

Italic Comic Sans
Daxxy stop doing this faggotry

its just like fp now

Except Daxxy is being an overreacting faggot now.

Comic Sans is the shit
Fuck Helvetica and Futura

Look who's talking.

Someone make me be not bored

http://www.zophar.net/consoles.html

what i don't know where to get roms what are you talking about :ssh:

Oh that reminds me I have an emulator already.
Thanks for inspiration

Today made me happy. :)

How so?

Snoggin' is fun man.

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D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

http://cl.ly/afB/content